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Album Review: Euphoric Thriller by The Beautiful Monument
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Album Review: Euphoric Thriller by The Beautiful Monument

The Beautiful Monument have created what can only be described as a revival to the alt emo sound that they have amassed over the past 10 or so years. This in turn has allowed themselves to experiment with every intention of creating a record that feels familiar but isn't afraid to throw a few punches along the way

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